Now we know what Nicole has been up to 'All Night Long'

The incredible shrinking woman, alias Nicole Richie, was arrested early this morning in Burbank, CA, and arrested for DUI after police received phone calls that a car matching Richie's description was driving the wrong way down the freeway. The daughter of Lionel Richie and newly reunited BFF of Paris Hilton reportedly admitted to drug use to police at the scene, though drug test results administered at her booking are still pending. The Smoking Gun already has her booking sheet, and comparing it to her 2003 arrest for heroin possession, the wasted waif has shrunk an inch and lost 5 pounds.

Celebrity Looks for Less: Dress like Paris for less

Believe me, I did not go searching for this, however, I came across it as I was researching some other posts earlier this week. I have been thinking about starting to do some "Celebrity Looks for Less" posts, and although I do not consider Paris to be a style icon by any stretch of the imagination, I do think that this is one of her classier looks and is very appropriate for the holiday season. Above you can see the original designer (unfortunately I'm not sure which) dress that probably costs hundreds (if not more). Below you can see Wet Seal's version. Finish it off with Forever 21's beaded necklace and skinny black headband. Finish it off with some closed-toe black pumps from Windsor and you've got the look of a multi-million dollar heiress for mall prices.
Wet Seal

Keep your eyes peeled for more Celebrity Looks for Less from VicPicks, coming soon!

OH! Well, that makes it ok!

On Britney Spears' website today she gives what I'm sure she thinks are very reasonable excuses for why she has been hanging out with someone like Paris Hilton, leaving her babies at home with an unknown babysitter for numerous nights in a row, and forgetting to put on underwear. Now try to forget the fact that Britney is a pop star (and not a very good one at that) who makes millions of dollars for doing very little (not very well I might add), and disregard the fact that Britney insisted and was reported in numerous publications saying that she wanted to be a young mother, and read her statement where she whines:

"Its been so long since I've been out on the town with my friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday."

--Britney Spears on her website

Aww, I didn't realize that Britney. You're right. Never mind all the other hardworking single parents that work stressful jobs for a blue-collar wage without anybody to help out with their kids and can't even remember the last time they have been on vacation. You Britney, brought us such priceless poetically titled gems as "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and a rather raspy cover of Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative." Tongue kissing Madonna at an awards show takes more out you than I thought. Leave the kids home more often and party it up as much as you want--you, after all, deserve it.

Pretty much as cheap as it gets

I'm sorry, but I just had to post about this. Apparently Britney's publicist thinks that the best way to revive your career and recover from a divorce from the biggest loser on the planet is to become best friends with the most famous celebrity with the least amount of talent (I'm being generously discreet there--she is actually famous for doing something). In any case, these two have been a few skin grafts short of becoming conjoined twins lately. You would think that hanging out with an heiress would be extravagant, but true to the Paris Hilton textbook, Britney has stopped buying (and wearing) underwear, and at a recent outing (above) couldn't afford the top half of her dress. As if that weren't tragedy enough, if I can direct your attention to their lower halves, the girls could only afford one pair of fishnet stockings between them, each wearing one leg on their right side.